My Insurance Plan is a Cadillac That Got Reposessed, Senator McLame

Senator John McCain – 3rd and final debate against Senator Barack Obama on 10/15/08

That’s big government at its best. Now, 95 percent of the people in America will receive more money under my plan because they will receive not only their present benefits, which may be taxed, which will be taxed, but then you add $5,000 onto it, except for those people who have the gold-plated Cadillac insurance policies¬†that have to do with cosmetic surgery and transplants and all of those kinds of things.

See dat right dere. Senator Idontfuckingunderstandmyowninsuranceplan McJackhole just compared transplants to boob jobs?? Or is it rhinoplasty? Brazilian Butt Lifts? Cheek implants? Liposuction?

What the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know?

Cos we all know that transplants are just for the rich people who have Cadillac insurance, right? And your $5,000 tax credit won’t pay for squat for people like me. Heck, who can afford a policy for an entire family for $5,000 not to mention medications? And woooowooooweeeewoooo. A life saving transplant? That’s a luxury item, like a yacht or a vacation in Italy and Paris for a month. I know my transplant was like a stay at the Trump Plaza in the Presidential Suite. (heck, for what transplants cost, I could have stayed there at least a week)

Actually I don’t even have Cadillac insurance anymore. My Cadillac got repossessed and eaten by COBRAzilla a week ago. Now I’m walking or taking the bus until November 1st. And then I’m about to get is a pimped out Pinto, ghettomobile where the rims cost more than the car.

Too bad I didn’t get the boob job and a tummy tuck while I had that Cadillac insurance.

Or I guess whoever wins this election will just need to Pimp My Ride